Funnies for When I'm 80

I have to write these things down because I just can't remember anything from more than 15 minutes ago.

GoGo has asked me several times now if we can "go and see Alice in THE Wonderland"...
I recently got my hair cut (improving nicely) and she has asked if she can "TAKE a haircut like mine"...
She also informed me the other day that "daddy needs a makeover" and then when I fell apart laughing she asked me not to tell him she said that...
I LOVE this child.

D was eating popcorn right out of the bag the other night while watching a movie and had it resting in his crotch (don't ask me why).  He then proceeded to inform me that the popcorn was heating up his weiner and when I laughed he tells me" no really, just feel it mom!"...
I took D to get icecream at the Dollar Cone the other day and a young boy, probably 4th-5th grade was working the counter.  So we get outside with our cones and D asks me how old the kid was...I guessed at probably 10-12 and he tells me "well if he's not 16 he shouldn't be working there"...when did he become a child labor advocate?  I love my smartie pants.

Baby NoNo is just sweet-pulling up on furniture, laughing at me when I tell her something is a "no-touch" and eating green veggies like a champ.  She fell asleep in her highchair yesterday which just cracks me up.  She had enough tortilla pieces down her shirt to open a Taco Bell.  Love her.

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