Secrets and Q&A

Question and answer sessions between myself and D...

Me: Did you and J have fun playing today?
D: Yeah, we played Boy Scouts.
Me: Oh yeah? Were you teaching her about what Boy Scouts do?
D: Yeah, we cut down a tree. A small one.
Me: You did? With what?
D: A baseball bat. A metal one. Then we planted it in a pot for her mom.
Me: Okay, then. Well done.

D: Is Clyde selling his house or just his basement?
Me: What??
D: The for sale sign says BASEMENT-is that all that's for sale?
Me: No, it's the whole kit and kaboodle.
D: WHAT??

Secrets my girls have...

GoGo whispers frantically to me as I am putting her to bed: Mom! Mom! You can't tell ANYONE this!
Me: Ok, what?
GoGo: It's a SECRET!
She smiles really big.
Me: Ok, what is it?
GoGo: Justin BEAVER is my boyfriend!!
Me: Justin Who?
GoGo: BEAVER! But don't tell anyone!
Me: It's in the vault.
GoGo: WHAT?

Agent P: Lets a man-size belch fly and then giggles to herself.
Her own little secret as to why.